ALGRA BUSINESS/ECONOMY NEWS:
The FTSE index climbed a thousand points yesterday, amid speculation that ALGRA plc will be relocated to the Moon.
More later.
Saturday 3 October 2009
Thursday 13 August 2009
New Full Proof Money Making Scheme !!
Yes it is here, a full proof money making scheme "Givealgra". Simply send us just £1 and your banking information and once your details and assets have been transferred to our skilled financial investors you will see our profits grow and grow.
We can't lose !
Monday 27 July 2009
ALGRA MORTGAGES
Looking to switch your mortgage with your existing lender? Algra Mortgages offer a flexible repayment plan to suit your budget and give you greater control of your finances.
With interest rates starting at just 39.9% fixed for 3 weeks, and finishing with you losing your house, there's never been a better time to switch to Algra Mortgages.
Our helpful customer service advisors are on call 24 hours a day* and will empty your bank account with a smile whilst quoting you meaningless technical drivel for 2 solid hours, after which time you will be so drained you will have no choice other than to agree to our financially crippling terms.
Quoted by Which Magazine** as one of the high streets' main absentees, Algra Mortgages have been leading the market in the bottom 20 mortgage brokers for TEN YEARS RUNNING!
Our competitive rates are comparable with those of the 1970's recession, and you will find that the value of your house diminishes daily, until the day comes when it will be worth slightly less than it was when you bought it 40 years ago.
But don't take our word for it, just look at our glowing references from the two or three satisfied customers that have had the misfortune or sheer stupidity to contact us:
HM Prison Warden Johnson
Beaver, Flappett and McConnell Solicitors (specialists in tax evasion)
Mr Banerjee, 2a Watercress Gardens, Leyton Orient (deceased)
Join us now for our special introductory rate of just 28.7% on mortgages of £500,000 and above and get a FREE gift! *** and you could soon benefit from complete peace of mind and alarming nightmares.
With Algra Mortgages you know who's in control.
* but not at night
** which mortgage broker best to avoid
*** a heart monitor
Looking to switch your mortgage with your existing lender? Algra Mortgages offer a flexible repayment plan to suit your budget and give you greater control of your finances.
With interest rates starting at just 39.9% fixed for 3 weeks, and finishing with you losing your house, there's never been a better time to switch to Algra Mortgages.
Our helpful customer service advisors are on call 24 hours a day* and will empty your bank account with a smile whilst quoting you meaningless technical drivel for 2 solid hours, after which time you will be so drained you will have no choice other than to agree to our financially crippling terms.
Quoted by Which Magazine** as one of the high streets' main absentees, Algra Mortgages have been leading the market in the bottom 20 mortgage brokers for TEN YEARS RUNNING!
Our competitive rates are comparable with those of the 1970's recession, and you will find that the value of your house diminishes daily, until the day comes when it will be worth slightly less than it was when you bought it 40 years ago.
But don't take our word for it, just look at our glowing references from the two or three satisfied customers that have had the misfortune or sheer stupidity to contact us:
HM Prison Warden Johnson
Beaver, Flappett and McConnell Solicitors (specialists in tax evasion)
Mr Banerjee, 2a Watercress Gardens, Leyton Orient (deceased)
Join us now for our special introductory rate of just 28.7% on mortgages of £500,000 and above and get a FREE gift! *** and you could soon benefit from complete peace of mind and alarming nightmares.
With Algra Mortgages you know who's in control.
* but not at night
** which mortgage broker best to avoid
*** a heart monitor
Monday 20 July 2009
Algra Money Printer !!
It is here, the Algra Money Printing Machine !! This machine will enable the user to download money from the Algra Cash Website through their online Algraccount and simply push print !
You can also print 99% proof forgeries ! These are accepted at most outlets and when not, just say you got it as change from your local paper shop !!
Just think, unlimited money ! Money for nothing !
The printer retails at £300 which is an absolute bargain from Algra Shop. Paper is just £1000 per sheet and ink costs approximately £2500 per cartridge. You can print about 50 £5 notes with one cartridge and print 9 £5 notes on a single sheet.
Friday 17 July 2009
ALGRA SAVINGS ACCOUNT !!
The Algra Savings account is here ! Great rates, up to 0.025 % on all savings over £500,000.00. All money up to £500,000.00 earns us 10% per day. You can’t earn better interest anywhere else!
We also offer a 0% overdraft facility. There is a small usage fee of just £1 per £1 overdrawn per day.Balance Transfers: We will allow any new customer transferring the balance of their credit card to our competitive account FREE access to ALGRA’s suite of internet sites.
We also offer a 0% overdraft facility. There is a small usage fee of just £1 per £1 overdrawn per day.Balance Transfers: We will allow any new customer transferring the balance of their credit card to our competitive account FREE access to ALGRA’s suite of internet sites.
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