ALGRA MORTGAGES
Looking to switch your mortgage with your existing lender? Algra Mortgages offer a flexible repayment plan to suit your budget and give you greater control of your finances.
With interest rates starting at just 39.9% fixed for 3 weeks, and finishing with you losing your house, there's never been a better time to switch to Algra Mortgages.
Our helpful customer service advisors are on call 24 hours a day* and will empty your bank account with a smile whilst quoting you meaningless technical drivel for 2 solid hours, after which time you will be so drained you will have no choice other than to agree to our financially crippling terms.
Quoted by Which Magazine** as one of the high streets' main absentees, Algra Mortgages have been leading the market in the bottom 20 mortgage brokers for TEN YEARS RUNNING!
Our competitive rates are comparable with those of the 1970's recession, and you will find that the value of your house diminishes daily, until the day comes when it will be worth slightly less than it was when you bought it 40 years ago.
But don't take our word for it, just look at our glowing references from the two or three satisfied customers that have had the misfortune or sheer stupidity to contact us:
HM Prison Warden Johnson
Beaver, Flappett and McConnell Solicitors (specialists in tax evasion)
Mr Banerjee, 2a Watercress Gardens, Leyton Orient (deceased)
Join us now for our special introductory rate of just 28.7% on mortgages of £500,000 and above and get a FREE gift! *** and you could soon benefit from complete peace of mind and alarming nightmares.
With Algra Mortgages you know who's in control.
* but not at night
** which mortgage broker best to avoid
*** a heart monitor
Looking to switch your mortgage with your existing lender? Algra Mortgages offer a flexible repayment plan to suit your budget and give you greater control of your finances.
With interest rates starting at just 39.9% fixed for 3 weeks, and finishing with you losing your house, there's never been a better time to switch to Algra Mortgages.
Our helpful customer service advisors are on call 24 hours a day* and will empty your bank account with a smile whilst quoting you meaningless technical drivel for 2 solid hours, after which time you will be so drained you will have no choice other than to agree to our financially crippling terms.
Quoted by Which Magazine** as one of the high streets' main absentees, Algra Mortgages have been leading the market in the bottom 20 mortgage brokers for TEN YEARS RUNNING!
Our competitive rates are comparable with those of the 1970's recession, and you will find that the value of your house diminishes daily, until the day comes when it will be worth slightly less than it was when you bought it 40 years ago.
But don't take our word for it, just look at our glowing references from the two or three satisfied customers that have had the misfortune or sheer stupidity to contact us:
HM Prison Warden Johnson
Beaver, Flappett and McConnell Solicitors (specialists in tax evasion)
Mr Banerjee, 2a Watercress Gardens, Leyton Orient (deceased)
Join us now for our special introductory rate of just 28.7% on mortgages of £500,000 and above and get a FREE gift! *** and you could soon benefit from complete peace of mind and alarming nightmares.
With Algra Mortgages you know who's in control.
* but not at night
** which mortgage broker best to avoid
*** a heart monitor
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